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<<set $happiness to 0>> <img src="https://www.versionmuseum.com/images/websites/youtube-website/youtube-website%5E2007%5Ehomepage.png" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> You want to watch some sick skater vidz. You have two channels to watch. They're youre favourite. [[SK8 TRIX]] or [[Karmic Debt]]?

There isn't a new video today, they promise to upload every day. How could they lie to you like this? <div class="aliens">You decide to unsubscribe</div> You're sure you made the right choice. <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>> [[youre getting a call]]

<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/EXxAW2mJbK93PXwcZ9/giphy.gif" alt="Your dorm" /> This is awesome. <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>> [[youre getting a call]]

<img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/1136/5108688287_f5a50451f4_b.jpg" alt="Ice Cream parlor" /> <<if $name is "Ryan">> You got ice cream with Sarah for her birthday. <<else>>You got ice cream with her for her birthday. <</if>> You didn't pay much attention the entire time, and she got upset with you. You swear you saw something in the corner of your eye. <<if $name is "Ryan">> You have to get home to Issac anyway, he believes when you see things. <<else>>You have to get home to your best friend anyway, he believes when you see things. <</if>> [[Your roommate is home.]]

fuck I should have gone she's definitely going to break up with me now. its her birthday. <<if $name is "Ryan">> Sarah's too good for me anyway. <<else>>You really fucked this up, $name. <</if>> [[Your roommate is home.]]

<<set $happiness to 0>> Enter your name: <<textbox "$name" "">> When you're ready, click [[here]].

<img src="https://gifdb.com/images/high/nokia-cellphone-tam35-fjtxoycnxwn9rvml.gif" alt="Your dorm" /> <<if $happiness gte 1>>You pick up the phone and she asks you out for ice cream and you [[totally go]]. <<else>>You don’t feel like picking up. I guess you’ll never know what she wanted to ask you about. You [[stay at home]]. <</if>>

<img src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/sharp-hall-dorm-room-1533669292.jpg" alt="Your dorm" /> <<if $happiness gte 1>>He asks where you were. You don't know how to respond. He doesn't like her. [[Tell him what you saw]]. <<else>>He asks what you've been doing all day. You said you unsubscribed from SK8 TRIX. He informs you that one of them is in the hospital. [[You feel like a dick]]. <</if>>

You feel awful. They lost a subscriber because of your ignorance. While you're wallowing in empathy, your roommate interupts. <<if $name is "Ryan">> He asks you if you want to make a video with Rowan later. <<else>>He asks you if you want to make a video with your friend later. <</if>> [[You do.]] 　　[[Not really feeling up to it.]]

<img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/1136/5108688287_f5a50451f4_b.jpg" alt="Ice Cream parlor" /> You tell him what you saw. It was almost digital. He doesn't do anything but nod. <<if $name is "Ryan">> He asks you if you want to make a video with Rowan later. <<else>>He asks you if you want to make a video with your friend later. <</if>> [[You do.]] 　　　　 [[Not really feeling up to it.]]

<<if $name is "Ryan">> Issac is pissed off at you now. He mutters something before leaving to go film with Rowan. You wish you went, now. Or else he wouldn't be so angry, <<else>> He's is pissed off at you now. He mutters something before leaving to go film with your friend. You wish you went, now. Or else he wouldn't be so angry, <</if>> [[You need a shower.]]

<<if $happiness gte 1>>You want to go. So you head out with your roommate. <img src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/9xAr7bqYgPDyLQzjne/giphy.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> You did pretty good. <<else>> You want to go. So you head out with your roommate. <img src="https://media.tenor.com/YkMtwOVKjv0AAAAM/skateboard-fail-people-are-awesome.gif" /> You did pretty bad. You couldn't stop thinking about her. <</if>> [[Go home.]]

<img src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/sharp-hall-dorm-room-1533669292.jpg" alt="Your dorm" /> <<if $happiness gte 1>>You feel good about what you did. You only messed up a few times. <<else>> Your roommate is pissed at you. Your friend is pissed at you too. He keeps yelling at you even after you got home. Good god. <</if>> [[You need a shower.]]

<img src="https://i.gifer.com/Dmqu.gif" alt="shower" /> <<if $happiness gte 1>> The water feels nice. It runs against your back, and makes your hair darker. You think about what you saw earlier. Your roommate didn't seem concerned. It was probably nothing. <<else>> The water stings against your scraped knees. It runs against your back, and makes your hair darker. You think about what your roommate said to you. You bite your lip in attempt not to cry. You're a boy, this was very feminine of you. The tears fall out anyway. You are proving him right. You are pathetic. <</if>> [[Get out.]]

<img src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/sharp-hall-dorm-room-1533669292.jpg" alt="Your dorm" /> <<set $tiredness to 0>> You're clean now. Do you want to [[Lay down?]] Or [[get on the computer?]]

<img src="https://files.catbox.moe/qpggb3.png" alt="Your dorm" /> <<if $tiredness gte 5>> It's quiet. You close your eyes. ... You start to drift off. [[Goodnight]] <<else>> It's quiet. You close your eyes. .... You aren't really tired. [[get on the computer?]] <</if>>

<img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/96/e2/5996e247dae3f1b55fe1f9692eae4557.png" alt="Your dorm" /> What do you want to do? [[Myspace]] , [[Youtube]] , [[Paint]]

<img src="https://i.redd.it/9fj2klmb24p31.jpg" alt="Your dorm" /> Your roommate opened the door. <<if $name is "Ryan">> " Goodnight, Ry. " <<else>> " Goodnight, $name. " <</if>> " Goodnight. " You respond. [[Time for rest.]]

<img src="https://styletheweb.com/gallery/wwwmyspacecom.png" alt="Your dorm" /> You're looking around. There's not much to do. Nobody has posted anything on your profile. <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> You're bored. [[Youtube]]? [[Paint]]?

<img src="https://www.versionmuseum.com/images/websites/youtube-website/youtube-website%5E2007%5Ehomepage.png" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> What do you want to do? [[Check your channel.]] 　　[[Binge.]]

<img src="https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1358/1*K1ythYnbFx4i0jveA5PPsA.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> That wasted a lot of time. <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> [[Youtube]]? [[Myspace]]?

<img src="https://files.catbox.moe/siymnw.png" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> HOW COULD THEY SAY THAT! YOUR TRICKS DO NOT " SUCC " [[REPLY NOW!]]

<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/l396TPPIuH5Gt44Eg/giphy.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> [[Next video?]]

You replied to the comment with " The only thing here that ' Succs ' is your spelling. " You definitely killed them with that one! ...... ...... He responded. [[What did he say?]]

<img src="https://files.catbox.moe/meny0n.png" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> This idiot can't even spell. [[This comment will definitely shut him up.]]

<img src="https://j.gifs.com/jR3n0v.gif" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 5>> Maybe it's time to [[Lay down?]]

<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi6l6f6fu1qmr932o1_500.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> [[Another video?]]

<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7qDFoXt22QsZVey4/giphy.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> [[More video?]]

<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/yuQK7BBQvvQJ0eDysR/giphy.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> [[One more video?]]

<img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/DCl265x42bgHa639MG/giphy.gif" alt="Youtube circa 2007" /> <<set $tiredness to $tiredness + 1>> You feeling pretty tired, now. [[Lay down?]]

<img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/73/b6/d0/73b6d01c96abc0ec77206869a41fb16f.gif" alt="Your dorm" /> [[Wake up]]

<img src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/sharp-hall-dorm-room-1533669292.jpg" alt="Your dorm" /> You're tired. [[Time for rest.]] or [[start]] the day?